Spicy Santa Crewneck • New •

🧑‍🎄 I Put Out for Santa Crewneck • Holiday meets Retro meets Cozy 

If you were looking for the funniest and most unapologetically festive crewneck of the season… babe, you found it.
This cozy Christmas sweatshirt features retro holiday illustrations — warm cookies, milk with a candy cane straw, and Santa’s iconic hat — paired with the cheekiest phrase guaranteed to get a laugh.

Perfect for holiday parties, girls’ nights, matching photos, or anyone who loves a little spicy Christmas humor.

Why you’ll love it:
🍪 Soft, cozy fleece you’ll want to live in
🤣 Playful & flirty phrase that always gets a reaction
🎄 Retro hand-drawn holiday graphics
💫 Looks adorable dressed up or down
🎁 The BEST gift for your bestie, partner, or yourself

Serve festive sass all season long —
because honestly? You totally put out for Santa. 💝😏🧑‍🎄

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!